“- Françoise: What are you talking about?
- Richard: Just making conversation.
- Françoise: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Richard: Here?
- Françoise: Anywhere.
- Richard: No, why?
- Françoise: Just making conversation.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Alise: You think I'm stupid or what? You think I can't see?
- Cappie: No, I don't think you're stupid. But I think you're overreacting.
- Alise: Every time I turn around, you're walking with her or talking with her or looking at her or smiling at her.”

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise
Charlie Sheen - Cappie

- Jeffrey Anderson: Come on, say it! "I want you, Jeffery. I'm consumed with jealousy for my neice, because I want you".
- Celeste Talbert: Oh, please!
- Jeffrey Anderson: Admit it, you have feelings for me.
- Celeste Talbert: My feelings are about you, not for you. There's a big difference!
Kevin Kline - Jeffrey Anderson
Sally Field - Celeste Talbert

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy

“It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychoticjealousy.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes