“What's wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can't I sleep?”
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Paulette: I don't have to sleep with you anymore?
- Lionel Dobie: I'm your ally against horse dung and fraud. That's as far as it goes from now on.”

Rosanna Arquette - Paulette
Nick Nolte - Lionel Dobie

“By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Ophelia

“- Garth Algar: Good morning, Darling! I trust you slept well? I hope I wasn't too much of an animal?
- Honey Horne: Come. Hold me.
- Garth Algar: You know I will.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne

“Darlene and Roy have to sleep together. It'll make it even. It's like a dealer trade-in.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Lonnie Earl Dodd