“The only thing I wish for you, and I wish it most sincerely, I wish you would get fired.”

Matt Dillon - Jay Phillips

“- Lawrence Van Dough: 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!
- Chauffeur: I'm very sorry, sir.
- Lawrence Van Dough: You're very sorry? Well, in that case, find another job.”
John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough
David Fawcett - Chauffeur

“- Marty Berger: Where are you going?
- Eric Binford: Out of my way! I'm going to clean out my work station.
- Marty Berger: This is my place of business and you're not going inside anymore! I told you that you're fired!”
Norman Burton - Marty Berger
Dennis Christopher - Eric Binford

“- Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
- Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
- Lilo: I knew it!”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Tia Carrere - Nani

“- Vince: Well, you can take an early retirement, collect disability. With the pension we offer you should be comfortable.
- Gus: Save it. Being comfortable is overrated.”
Robert Patrick - Vince
Clint Eastwood - Gus