“- Walter Sullivan: Are you going to rob me again?
- Luther Whitney: Oh, I don't need your money, Mr. Sullivan. Now, did you check your vault lately? I put everything back.
- Walter Sullivan: I'm afraid we're a little late for an attempt at leniency.”
E.G. Marshall - Walter Sullivan
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney

“- Wade Harper: We're going back to build our fences.
- Judge Roy Bean: If you do, you better build coffins with them.”
Forrest Tucker - Wade Harper
Walter Brennan - Judge Roy Bean

“- Jonathan Safran Foer: What is it?
- Alex: Soviets.
- Jonathan Safran Foer: What happened?
- Alex: Independence.”

Elijah Wood - Jonathan Safran Foer
Eugene Hutz - Alex

“Do you know how many abandoned buildings we have in Detroit? How are you supposed to take pride in your neighborhood with shit like that next door? And does the city tear them down? No, they too busy building casinos and taking money from the people.”

De'Angelo Wilson - DJ Iz

“Did you know that most temples are built with moveable walls so that the one day of the year when everyone comes to repent they can actually make the room big enough to hold everyone?”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman