“Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“Meeting him across the lawn for the first time would be so ordinary. I don't want to be just introduced to him. I want it to be something strange and romantic and something I'll always remember.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse.”

Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“- Kay: Not bad for your second day of work, is it?
- Jay: This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
- Kay: You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“You're weird. You're strange. I don't like you.”
Michael Jackson - Mayor