“It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.”
Ricki Lake - Connie Doyle

“Say something! Do something! Be a man! I already have a butler!”

Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner