“I'm never going to fall in love. It's too dangerous.”
Romola Garai - Cassandra Mortmain

“We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.”
Bobby Farrelly

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
- Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Henry Winkler - Coach Klein

“When I was seven years old, my daddy caught me smoking a cigar. Locked me in a broom closet for two days and two nights with nothing more than a box of cigars and a book of matches. No food, Brewster. No water, just those god damn cigars. Wouldn't let me out till I finished every last one of them. Taught me one hell of a lesson!”
Hume Cronyn - Rupert Horn

“I gotta piss like a russian race horse in the Kentucky derby getting chased by the glue truck.”
Katt Williams - Money Mike