“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes

“- Heather: That is a two-way mirror, girl. People are watching you!
- Barb: I know!”

Vanessa Ferlito - Heather
Kelli Garner - Barb

“- Little Carrie: Momma says good girls don't get them.
- Estelle Horan: Your mom is such a hypocrite. She's like a C cup.
- Little Carrie: Momma said she was bad when she made me. She calls them dirty pillows.”

Jodelle Ferland - Little Carrie
Michaela Mann - Estelle Horan

“- Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
- Carietta 'Carrie' White: They're called breasts, Momma. All the girls have them. They're very fashionable these days.”
Patricia Clarkson - Margaret White
Angela Bettis - Carietta 'Carrie' White