“- Obnoxious Girl: What do you mean you don't have bread, how can you not have bread?
- Andrew Largeman: We're a Vietnamese restaurant, we just don't have bread.
- Obnoxious Girl: Well, you're not Vietnamese.
- Andrew Largeman: No, I'm not.
- Obnoxious Girl: Can I have something to chew on! Fuck, bamboo! Whatever!”

Jill Flint - Obnoxious Girl
Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

If you have a full set of salad bowls and they all say "cool whip" on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
- Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
- Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.”
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace

“If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like mayonnaise!”
Gary Anthony Williams - Smart Brother

“What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food.”
Vincent Schiavelli