“- Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back.
- George Berger: You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?”
George J. Manos - Mr. Berger, George's Father
Treat Williams - George Berger

“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”

Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black - Zed
June Diane Raphael - Maya

“- Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
- Dignan: No, I just have short hair.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“- Lilli Hargrave: I'm gonna keep this forever.
- Richard Lestrange: What's that?
- Lilli Hargrave: My prize. The white bead. I think... It looks nice in my hair. Do you?
- Richard Lestrange: I don't care what you do with it, or how you wear it. You can hang it from you nose for all I care.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange