“- Tony Two-Toes: There they are. Commie bastards!
- Little Mike: They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
- Tony Two-Toes: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.”
Joe Viterelli - Tony Two-Toes
Tony Longo - Little Mike

“She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”

Paul Bates - Oha

“- Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston!
- Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted!
- Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
- Ted: Iron Maiden?
- Bill and Ted: Excellent!
- Henry VII: Execute them!
- Bill and Ted: Bogus!”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“Monarchy is God’s sacred mission to grace and dignify the earth. To give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives. Monarchy is a calling from God.”
Dame Eileen Atkins - Queen Mary