“- Tony Two-Toes: There they are. Commie bastards!
- Little Mike: They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
- Tony Two-Toes: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.”
Joe Viterelli - Tony Two-Toes
Tony Longo - Little Mike

“We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“- Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston!
- Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted!
- Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
- Ted: Iron Maiden?
- Bill and Ted: Excellent!
- Henry VII: Execute them!
- Bill and Ted: Bogus!”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”

Paul Bates - Oha

“- Queen's Emissary: Why exactly do you find the monarchy endearing?
- Fred Ballinger: Well, because it's so vulnerable. You eliminate one person. And all of a sudden. The whole world changes. Like in a marriage.”
Alex Macqueen - Queen's Emissary
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger