- Professor Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?
- Dallas: "More on"?
- Professor Eggstrum: Exactly.
George Furth - Professor Eggstrum
Michael Beck - Dallas

“- Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.”
Karen Gillan - Martha
Jack Black - Bethany

“- Big Boy Caprice: Around me, if a woman don't wear mink, she don't wear nuttin'.
- Breathless Mahoney: Well, I look good both ways.”
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney

“- Wilkes: This is the black tie affair!
- Sam Simms: I know, sir and I got it covered. I'm black and I'm wearing a tie.”
Robert Guillaume - Wilkes
Sinbad - Sam Simms

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen