“- Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?”
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Why don't I take you to California? You can have fresh squeezed orange juice every day. If you've got a back yard there, you've got fresh fruit.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki

“Raspberry world. For all your raspberry needs.”
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson