“That's the problem with your whole generation. You know, y'all, you don't believe in nothin'. But your father, he believed in something. He believed and understood that something as simple as a little haircut could change the way a man felt on the inside.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“- Anna Valerious: For me this is all personal. It's all about family and honor. Why do you do it? What do you hope to get out of it?
- Van Helsing: Oh, I don't know. Maybe some self-realization.
- Anna Valerious: And what have you got out of it so far?
- Van Helsing: Nightmares.”

Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing

“I can't have you challenging me in front of senior staff. They respect you. When you question my judgement, you undermine my leadership. If you disagree with a decision I've made, I need you to bring it up with me in private.”

Craig T. Nelson - Salinger

“- Maria: Your job is making you boring and mean.
- Matthew: My job is making me a respectable member of society.”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries