“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“- Hubbell: I don't see how you can do it.
- Katie: And I don't see how you can't.”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“- Jake Heke: Well fuck off, then! You'll get nothing from me.
- Beth Heke: You have nothing I want.”
Temuera Morrison - Jake Heke
Rena Owen - Beth Heke

“- Margaret Wade: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
- Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

- Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive.
- Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee