“In the old days, we actually had to tap a wire into your phone line. Now with calls bouncing off satellites, they snatch'em right out of the air.”
Gabriel Byrne - Brill

“You don't get it Stu. You. Just. Don't. Get It. I have over 60 apps on that phone. Do you know how much time and manhours it would take to redownload those apps?”

Zach Galifianakis - Alan

“I'm calling from a pay phone because I can't get my piece of shit cell phone to work unless I stand on my head with my fingers up my ass!”
Sasha Alexander - Jackie Samantha Gold

“I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.”
Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries.”
John Krasinski