“I don't see how pork chops could lead to intercourse, no matter how good they are.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

“- Beverly: That's right I'm fucking both your investors so don't fuck with me, any questions?
- Jack Roth: You know I've never had Sushi before.”
Sheryl Lee Ralph - Beverly
Martin Landau - Jack Roth

- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
- Jim Levenstein: Yeah?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
- Jim Levenstein: Apple pie, huh?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
- Jim Levenstein: McDonald's or homemade?

Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Tony Stark: I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...
- Pepper Potts: That's enough of that.
- Tony Stark: It's not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“- Ted: I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately.
- Body Factory Attendant: I hear oysters are good for potency.
- Dr. Rick: Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off.
- Ted: If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody.”
Charles Rocket - Ted
Steve Lundquist - Body Factory Attendant
Rick Overton - Dr. Rick