“- Hannah Wald: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas Hill: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“- Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
- Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!”
Robin Williams - King of the Moon