“Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!”

Eartha Kitt - Yzma

“You have to appreciate the irony. After all these years of being locked up, I'm given the opportunity to kill again. A cop's kid, too, and all I have to do is sit right here.”
Michael Keaton - Peter McCabe

“Great moments are born from great opportunity.”
Kurt Russell - Herb Brooks

“- The Cat: There is a third option.
- Sally: There is?
- The Cat: Yes. It involves murder.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines