“You know what they say: that which doesn't kill you, makes you want to die.”
Adam Garcia - Jason

“- Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
- Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a big dope?”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“Where I come from, you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pussy.”
Joe Seneca - Willie Brown

“If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.”
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer

“And when the wind blows hard and the sky is black, Ducks fly together.”
Kathryn Erbe - Michele MacKay