“I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Paco: Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.
- Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
- Paco: I said Joe Mantegna.”
Clint Howard - Paco
Allen Covert - Walter

“What is sumo but a dance between giants? What is business but a dance between companies? I would like to know about every kind of dance.”

Zhang Ziyi - Sayuri

- Red Puckett: Huh? What's this?
- Granny: Oh, it says "World's Greatest Grandma".
- Red Puckett: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators".

Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett
Glenn Close - Granny

“- Candace Pennington: Did you ever box?
- Jesse Stone: Oh, I don't box, I fight.
- Candace Pennington: What's the difference?
- Jesse Stone: Rules.”
Alexis Dziena - Candace Pennington
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone