“I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“She had hoped to marry off one of her beautiful, stupid daughters to the prince. But his head was turned by a girl with glass slippers. And so, I lived unhappily ever after. My story would appear to be ended.”

Cate Blanchett - Stepmother

“- Billy Baird: You ok, mate?
- Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.”
John Polson - Billy Baird
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“- Buck Bretherton: Well how 'bout that, a side we don't have to fix.
- Harry Hogge: [kicks that door panel] I don't want you sto be spoiled, Buck.”
John C. Reilly - Buck Bretherton
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge

What did you do? Wake up this morning and say: “today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?

Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton