“- Binx: What's this?
- Putter: I think it's chicken.
- Binx: It doesn't taste like chicken.
- Ophelia: When you rich, food ain't supposed to taste like what it really is.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“If there's anything dad loved more than serenity, it was a big two stroke engine on full throttle!”
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan

“Not that bad? Except the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell. It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me. But all of that can be fixed.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler