“- Dr. Ben Sobel: Let me get this straight: You flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection?
- Paul Vitti: Don't that prove I'm motivated?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: You know, you can take a pill for that.”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you , you understand?”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout.”
Kyle Sabihy - Michael Sobel

“- Mrs. Crisp: What kind of doctor are you?
- Dr. Mumford: Ph.D. in psychology.
- Mrs. Crisp: Oh. Not a real doctor.
- Dr. Mumford: That's right, the fake kind.”
Dana Ivey - Mrs. Crisp
Loren Dean - Mumford

“For one reason or another I'm more screwed up than you people are.”

Bruce Willis - Bill Capa