“- Whitmore: The doctor seems reluctant to discuss his medical experiences.
- Dr. Hackenbush: Medically, my experiences have been most unexciting. Except during the flu epidemic.
- Whitmore: What happened?
- Dr. Hackenbush: I got the flu.”
Leonard Ceeley - Whitmore
Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“- Zoe: I think something's wrong with me.
- Frank: You just went through a traumatic...
- Zoe: Traumatic experience. You need to let your body heal.”

Olivia Wilde - Zoe
Mark Duplass - Frank

“You take the fruit of forty years - hard lessons, mistakes - and you call it wisdom.”
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“There's no experience like on-the-job training.”
Hank Azaria

“Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead!”
Alan Hale - Ed Carlsen