“- Joe: Madeline was an archaeologist. She was fabulous.
- Steffi: Madeline was a nymphomaniac!
- Joe: Yeah, okay, she had a little problem with fidelity. You know, I didn't happen to see it.”
Woody Allen - Joe
Goldie Hawn - Steffi

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”
Bob Saget - Cocaine Addict

“- Buddy Amaral: You know, I don't think I've ever bought a woman a grilled cheese, before.
- Abby Janello: Oh, yeah. Well, my kids love them, and after a while, you kinda get hooked.
- Buddy Amaral: I'm sure they have a gum for that too.”
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello

“- Robert Wakefield: What are your policies towards treatment of addiction?
- General Arturo Salazar: Treatment of addiction? Addicts treat themselves. They overdose and then there's one less to worry about.”
Michael Douglas - Robert Wakefield
Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar

“Hi, I'm Caroline, and I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic. I mean, I don't really like to drink. For someone my age it's a lot easier to get drugs than it is to get alcohol. I guess I'm angry. I mean, I think I'm really angry about a lot of stuff. I'm just not sure what.”
Erika Christensen - Caroline Wakefield