“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. ”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

- Young Ben Hanscom: [reading a paper] "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." That's all it says, over and over.
- Young Bill Denbrough: [stuttering heavily] My m-m-m-om g-gave me that to to to... st! To help with my st-st-st-stutter!
- Young Richie Tozier: No offensepal, it ain't workin'.
Brandon Crane - Young Ben Hanscom
Jonathan Brandis - Young Bill Denbrough
Harry Anderson - Young Richie Tozier

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette

“No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Compound Reporter #2: Is it true you can fly?
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.”
Brenda Crichlow - Compound Reporter #2
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm