“- Dr. Rae Crane: You send me back on the basis of my gender. That's called sex discrimination. Look, I understand your reservations. I heard about your wife.
- Dr. Robert Campbell: My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example.”
Lorraine Bracco - Dr. Rae Crane
Sir Sean Connery - Dr. Robert Campbell

“Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!”

Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“- News Announcer: What do you think of this Billie Jean character?
- Interview Girl: She's a rebel, and uh... I'm gonna personally... I think they're picking on her because she's a girl, and I think that's disgusting.
- News Announcer: Well there you have a woman's perspective...”
Charles Redd - News Announcer
Cehlia Adair Newman Cehlia Barnum - Interview Girl

“- Harry Ross: People like you, think you are entitled to all the things that you have?
- Catherine Ames: Do you think people like me care so much about things? Maybe people like you shouldn't get close to people like me!”
Paul Newman - Harry Ross
Susan Sarandon - Catherine Ames

“- Jerri: Some people have a problem with gays and lesbians.
- Candy: Yeah, well some people wear polyester.”
Joanne Vannicola - Jerri
Ruth Marshall - Candy