“Now listenhere, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!”

Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“- Dr. Rae Crane: You send me back on the basis of my gender. That's called sex discrimination. Look, I understand your reservations. I heard about your wife.
- Dr. Robert Campbell: My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example.”
Lorraine Bracco - Dr. Rae Crane
Sir Sean Connery - Dr. Robert Campbell

“- News Announcer: What do you think of this Billie Jean character?
- Interview Girl: She's a rebel, and uh... I'm gonna personally... I think they're picking on her because she's a girl, and I think that's disgusting.
- News Announcer: Well there you have a woman's perspective...”
Charles Redd - News Announcer
Cehlia Adair Newman Cehlia Barnum - Interview Girl

“I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do.”
Kate Bosworth - Anne Marie Chadwick

“- Doralee Rhodes: You know... I just don't get it, Dwayne.
- Dwayne Rhodes: What's that, honey?
- Doralee Rhodes: I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a... bastard at a family reunion.”
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes