“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Nick Swardson - Jeff

Sit down in front of your mirror, and just look at yourself. Relax, and just say "I've got very beautiful lips”. Then take your lipstick and apply it, and Ange, you're gonna see the difference.
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose.”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Uncle Elroy: I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
- Craig Jones: Why do say that?
- Uncle Elroy: [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“Elise, if I give you any more collagen, your lips are gonna look like they got stuck in a pool drain.”

Rob Reiner - Dr. Morris Packman