“- Danny: Do you like coke?
- Augie: I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.”
Paul Rudd - Danny
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Augie

“Yes, I like it!”

Chevy Chase - Max Fielder

“- Roger Wesley: There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks...
- Allen Gamble: Beautiful features.
- Roger Wesley: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.”
Ray Stevenson - Roger Wesley
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motelroom and bang her like a beast!
- Matthew Kidman: Eli, I like this girl.
- Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.”
Chris Marquette - Eli
Emile Hirsch - Matthew Kidman

“Take me to a place, where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity, and every shag guarantees an orgasm!”
Lorraine Pilkington - Lulu