“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”

Chazz Palminteri - Connie
Tim Curry - Dr. Poole

“- Martin Rose: For the next bit, you tell me that uhm... the law needs men of integrity.
- Claudia Simmons-Howe: Yeah, it does. But that doesn't mean that there's also a place for someone like you.”
Eric Bana - Martin Rose
Rebecca Hall - Claudia Simmons-Howe

“To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.”
Lou Jacobi - Moustache

“If what I'm doing is so illegal, how come I've never been sued? If I'm such a fucking thief, such a liar, such a motherfucker, how come nobody's ever come to collect? Because this is business. And this is how it works. And it's not always pretty, no. Do I cover my own ass? Do I cover my own end? Absolutely.”

Paul Giamatti - Jerry Heller

“I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow