“Do anything so long as you make my wife believe I was telling the truth when I was lying to her!”
Robert Charles Benchley - Martin Cortland

"Dead Amanda"! I told ya, you get more nookie than you can shake a fucking stick at if you just told people your wife was dead.

Michael J. Fox - Jamie

“There's a difference between a Hollywood wife and a Hollywood woman. I don't count. I worked.”
Angie Dickinson

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin

“Lorraine, you have been in Mr. Smith's arms. Nothing like that must ever happen again, it embarrasses me. You're my wife, and he's a murderer.”
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel