“- Jack Benteen: You know, Hank, the next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the state legislature making women a Ranger. You know that.
- Sheriff Hank Pearson: Hell, I don't care, as long as she's six-foot-six, mean as a snake. State legislature.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“This is nice! I don't understand why women complain about waxing.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Women act like men, then they complain men don't want them.”
James Marsters - John

“Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“Do you think we should ask her for some garlic bread?”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman