“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch

“- Rocky: We can't ride to the rescue in a stolen truck.
- Bullwinkle: Yeah. Why couldn't you steal something with bucket seats?”
June Foray - Rocky
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.”
George Segal - Ed Coplin

“Hello? No, Rick is not here. Who am I? The guy stealing Rick's car...”

D.B. Sweeney - Benjy Taylor

“- Benjy Taylor: How about this one?
- Ted Varrick: Italian trash... besides, I only steal Porsches.”

D.B. Sweeney - Benjy Taylor
Charlie Sheen - Ted Varrick