“This is not my family. You are not my father. And the breath I take after I kill you will be the first breath of my life.”

Rain - Raizo

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Annabelle Fox: Maureen's getting a divorce.
- Joe Fox: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Maureen, the Nanny: [giggling] It's my own fault. Never marry a man who lies.
- Joe Fox: That is so wise, yes. Annabelle, remember that.”
Hallee Hirsh - Annabelle Fox
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox
Katie Finneran - Maureen, the Nanny

“- Nick Charles: Madame, how long have you been leading this double life?
- Nora Charles: Just since we've been married.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“- Mildred: You're so much nicer than Jon's first wife.
- Audrey: You were married before?
- Jon: Um...
- Audrey: You were married before and you didn't tell me?
- Jon: Didn't I tell you? I thought I told you. I told somebody.”
Anne Jackson - Mildred Aldrich
Wendy Crewson - Audrey Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich