“I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could draw her tits from memory.”
Jim Frangione - Tommy Max

“I didn't hire her for her scream, Jack, I hired her for her tits!”

Peter Boyden - Sam

“- Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
- Harold Lee: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
- Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.”
David Krumholtz - Goldstein
John Cho - Harold Lee
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Rosenberg

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

“He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one!”

John Candy - Jack Gable