“- Pacha: What happened?
- Old Man: Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove.
- Pacha: What?
- Old Man: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window.”
John Goodman - Patcha
John Fiedler - Old Man

“- Indiana Jones: Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.
- Mutt Williams: Why?
- Indiana Jones: Honor the gods.
- Mutt Williams: No, no. God's head is not like that, man.
- Indiana Jones: Depends on who your god is.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Shia LaBeouf - Mutt Williams

“- Hemant Rai: No sugar in mine.
- Jai Chand: You've been brainwashed by America.”

Parvin Dabas - Hemant Rai

“Our clients are Japanese. They can't wait for their fish to cook.”
David Hasselhoff - Ammer

“In my country, man never tell a woman he is sorry about anything... ever! If you had father, you would know that.”

Keith Chin - Prince Chulalongkorn