“I kill with my cunt.”
Anne Carlisle - Margaret

“Kill this Barbarosa. Bring me his cojones. Bring them to me on a stick so we can see them and honor you.”
Gilbert Roland - Don Braulio

“- Eduardo: Barbarosa is dead. He is dead. I killed him with my knife.
- Don Braulio: You bring me no proof. Where are his cojones?”
Danny De La Paz - Eduardo
Gilbert Roland - Don Braulio

“- Nancy Huff: Guys. Guys. Guys!
[both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams]
- Brennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
- Dale Doback: The clown has no penis.
- Nancy Huff: What kind of dreams are you guys having?”

Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“I suppose you think I'm going insane just to be fashionable.”
Parker Posey - "Jackie-O" Pascal