“House, you are a disgrace! I have so much tidying up to do, I don't know where to start.”
Eamonn Owens - Francie Brady

“Look, it's simple. Skateboard? College! Little League trophy? Probably attic. Apple core? Trash.”

Laurie Metcalf - Andy's Mom

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo