“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
Allen Covert - Alex

“Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?”
Joanna Barnes - Gloria Upson

“Nice place you got here. Who's your decorator? Darth Vader?”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“- Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
- John Smith: Ok, I don't like them.
- Jane Smith: You'll get used to them.”

Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone