“- Wanda Gershwitz: I thought you weren't jealous?
- Otto: I'm not. I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. One thing though. Touch his dick and he's dead!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Susan Goldman: Wait, we can't do this.
- Donny: Why not?
- Susan Goldman: Because you would be afraid that I was thinking of Dave and I would be afraid that you were thinking about Clair.
- Donny: Well, what if you thought about Clair, and I thought about Dave?”

Amy Brenneman - Susan
Paul Reiser - Donny

“I was jealous. I was sore because he could offer you the kind of life I can't give you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith: You're so slim, I could kill you.
- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: You don't have to. The diet I'm on is pure poison.”
Phyllis Povah - Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary

“I've heard you've been all over the world, that you speak many languages, and that you've known a great many men... I've never been out of Andalucia, I speak only one language, and I've had only one man. Maybe that's why I want so much to keep him.”

Linda Darnell - Carmen Espinosa