“- Harry Monroe: Tell me about the job opportunity.
- Skip Donahue: It's in banking.
- Harry Monroe: I don't know a darn thing about banking.
- Skip Donahue: We don't have to know anything about banking. I've sold the manager on a new promotion idea.”
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue

“- Ray Barboni's Bodyguard: This man is the man, you understand what I'm saying, motherfucker? He's Mister Bones. And you speak to Mister Bones from now on.
- Chili Palmer: Come on, you can do better than him, can't you?
- Ray Barboni's Bodyguard: Not these days. Not unless you speak Spanish.”

Big Daddy Wayne - Ray Barboni's Bodyguard
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“- Sir Mason Harwood: Just be patient, your opportunity will come in due time.
- Margaret Harwood: So it's now, then?
- Sir Mason Harwood: When you're ready, dear!
- Margaret Harwood: That's what I thought you'd say. This is my resignation.”
Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

“- Clive Rooney: You've had a huge success with this romance novel of yours. What'd you do? Pulling over at truck stops, jotting it down on paper napkins?
- Jack Willis: Yeah, pretty much, I was, actually.”
Adam Ray - Clive Rooney
Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis

“- Maria: How many jobs did you have?
- Larry: I don't know. A lot. I change every two or three years. If it looks like I might be successful. I move on.
- Maria: You don't want to be successful?
- Larry: I want to be happy.”
Isabella Rossellini - Maria
Ted Danson - Larry