“- Carmine Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.
- Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.
- Carmine Sabatini: This is not a yes. I want to hear yes.”
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Roy Parmenter: How'd a pretty girl like you get mixed up in guidance counseling?
- Verna McLaughlin: How'd a nice guy like you get mixed up in the FBl?
- Roy Parmenter: You ever guided any students towards the Bureau, Verna?
- Verna McLaughlin: l hope not.
- Roy Parmenter: How about me guiding you towards dinner?”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Roy Parmenter
Loretta Devine - Verna McLaughlin

“- Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
- Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
- Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
- Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
- Scott Evil: You always do that!”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Hildy Johnson: I suppose I proposed to you?
- Walter Burns: Well, you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until I broke down.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Charles: Are you an adventuress?
- Jean: Of course I am. All women are. They have to be. If you waited for a man to propose to you from natural causes, you'd die of old maidenhood.”
Henry Fonda - Charles
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean