“- Diana Barrie: Let's do something naughty. You always think of such good naughty things to do.
- Sidney Cochran: I was naughty all day yesterday.
- Diana Barrie: Not with me, you weren't.
- Sidney Cochran: You'll just have to learn to show up on time.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Bruce Baldwin: You know, Hildy, he's not such a bad fellow.
- Hildy Johnson: No, he should make some girl real happy.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“The awful thing about life is this: everybody has their reasons.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

“- Mr. Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
- Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?”
Thurston Hall - Mr. Bel-Goodie
W.C. Fields - Larson E. Whipsnade