“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg

“Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Sir Laurence Olivier

“- Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian: My husband was intimidated by my brain.
- Clare Lipkin: Oh, they shit on us for years and we get addicted to the humiliation.”
Mary Woronov - Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian
Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin

“This is what women want. It isn't men, not really. It's something down inside of them that's the future.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle

“I thought that I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow's leaders, not their wives.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson