“Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?”

Josh Gad - Ludlow

“A man fires a rifle for many years and he goes to war. He comes home and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life like build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper but he will always remain a jarhead.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- General Castrillon: Our twelve pound cannon arrives tomorrow. Why sacrifice our soldiers trying to take a wall that can be demolished?
- Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana: General Castrillon, what are the lives of soldiers but so many chickens?”
Castulo Guerra - General Castrillon
Emilio Echevarría - Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana