“- Sandra Dunmore: I like to do good actions, to help. Besides there's a lot of stuff to do, now that Ben is dead.
- Jake Dunmore: Sandra, we killed Ben.”
Patricia Arquette - Sandra Dunmore
Dermot Mulroney - Jake Dunmore

“Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.”
Corey Haim - Sam

“- Longbaugh: I never killed a man.
- Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
- Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
- Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.”
Benicio del Toro - Harold Longbaugh
Neil Pollock - Interviewer

“Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything, but at least we don't go around killing people!”
Elden Henson - Pnub

“- Spike: If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us.
- Iggy: He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.”
Richard Edson - Spike
Fisher Stevens - Iggy