“Look, no offense and all. But, you’re fucked in the head right?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Bob Wiley: You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting profanity?
- Dr. Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare.
- Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, bitch!
- Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this?
- Bob Wiley: If I fake it, then I don't have it.”
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin

“Women are frequently rather neurotic creatures and the hospital atmosphere is upsetting to them.”
Valentine Dyall - Stephen Lynn - Alec's 'Friend'

“Everybody knows women are fragile. I mean, they're all emotions, no logic, there's nothing going on upstairs. Every once in a while, they say something that's a little inconvenient, they just go fucking nuts. Pardon my French. If we're insane, nobody has to listen to us.”
Amy Ryan - Carol Dexter

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton