“- Harold: You sure have a way with people.
- Maude: Well, they're my species!”
Bud Cort - Harold
Ruth Gordon - Maude

“I shall write a monograph some day... on the noxious habit of accumulating useless trivia.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“I've seen things in this city that make Dante's Inferno read like Winnie The Pooh.”
Peter Weller - Stuart Chappell

“Live happily ever after with a Chablis and some laughter, between the sheets is lovely with a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly.”

Sir Christopher Lee - Mr. Midnight

“If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.”
Trevor Howard - Sir Henry Rawlinson