“Didn't yo mama eva tell you how ta treat a lady? That's not nice.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- B-rad: Shut up, ho.
- Shondra: Who you callin' ho, ho?
- B-rad: Yo, ho, the same ho that gave up that weak-ass kiss five minutesago in the bedroom.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
Regina Hall - Shondra

“You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”
Steve Carrell - Andy

“It's more than likely, it has been my experience that men are least attracted to women who treat them well.”
Maggie Smith - Miss Bowers

“- Cinderella: I doubt he has any idea how a girl should be treated.
- Prince Christopher: Like a princess, I suppose.
- Cinderella: No, like a person, with kindness and respect.”
Brandy Norwood - Cinderella
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher